Smut is hard. Threesomes are hard. So many limbs. Why do I do this to myself?
It’s been too long since I forced someone who has never watched Frozen to watch it with me so I can absorb their first time reactions and grow strong.
And I realize, what with spoilers n all, I may never again.
What was the first fan fiction you ever wrote?
libbabink replied to your post “I think one of my fav so-ubiquitous-it’s-practically-canon fan…”
I reject it only because I like smug biotic Kaidan who never gets hangovers smirking as non-biotic Shepard dry heaves and imagines elaborate scenarios in which he suffers greatly
This is also acceptable.
groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.
"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."
But like, didn’t Groot accidentally grab Gamora instead of Peter at the beginning? And Rocket was all “Learn genders already!” So like. Groot has no idea what gender is. Seems pretty canon to me?
Oh my god, Hank, this is literally EXACTLY what happened to me. Except I didn’t reload, and Wrex stayed dead, so then they were both dead, and Ash was probably exclusively dead b/c Shep lost her cool over Wrex and gave Ash the shit mission.
The thought of the squad screen with both of them blacked out makes me want to throw up in my hands a little bit. Couldn’t they have just removed them? Why did they have to do it like that?