A blog to spew unadulterated fandom. Reformed superwholocker. Call me Hank. She/Her pronouns

Loving the ladies you hate. Avid multishipper. I write, mostly fluff and smut. Writer and reblogger of commentary from a queer/feminist perspective.

If you want to follow me but don't want a particular fandom, I always tag my posts thoroughly for TS. Personal posts tagged "hank wank" for TS.

Currently trending Mass Effect , Pacific Rim and MCU.

Always trending Doctor Who, The Last Airbender, Legend of Zelda, Game of Thrones, Star Trek, Elementary, Good Omens, Animorphs, Tamora Pierce, Firefly and Buffy.


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  • Friend: Did you know that Luciano Costa has a tumblr?
  • Me: Uh… yeah. I’ve been on that shit for months.
  • Friend: WHAT why didn’t you tell me?
  • Me: I don’t know! I thought it was too far, and I didn’t want to reveal the depths of my depravity!!
  • Me: Except to Aunty Tim, I immediately revealed the depths of my depravity to him.

spicyshimmy:

so luciano costa did the ALS ice bucket challenge which means of course i’m imagining kaidan doing the ALS ice bucket challenge

wearing nothing but a pair of n7 briefs, dumping ice cold water over his head, challenging james vega

james vega, wearing nothing but a pair of n7 briefs, dumping ice cold water over his head, challenging garrus vakarian 

'not on your beefy life,' garrus says, but then shepard finds out about it and won't let it go, so garrus does it, and looks like a miserable, wet cat about it afterwards

meanwhile kasumi is invisibly there for all three of these magnificent events

(via fragilespark)

mrsalenko:

inflictingfandom:

mrsalenko:

dean and caaaaaaaaas are sooooooo gay it’s unbelievable (dean is bi tho and cas doesn’t really have a gender so it’s not really gay lol, i suppose)

sam has called cas for months and he hasn’t answered and as soon as dean is like ‘hey cas’ he’s there

'so what you like him better?'

'dean and i do share a more profound bond… (uncertainly) i wasn't going to mention it.'

omfg get a room

Destiel was my original OTP. Prepare to want to punch yourself in the face a lot.

in a bad way or a good way?

im not saying i ship it but i would read fanfic hahah ok i do ship it but i am not stepping foot in the fandom

There are some corners of the SPN fandom that aren’t completely terrible, and I spent over a year carving them out for myself. If you want recs, I got ‘em.

The face punching will come in because Deancas is the most beautiful tragic fucking love story I’ve ever had the misadventure of stumbling onto, and its also the HUGEST FUCKING TEASE. There’s a reason SPN is the top result when you google “queerbaiting.”

Season 8 especially runs like a gorgeous starcrossed lovers arc, down to the parallels, and then in Season 9 it’s like they realized they’d written themselves into an extremely queer corner and watching them attempt to “NO HOMO,” out of it made me want to cry.

There’s a lot of moments in my life that I wish I could forget. The first life I saw taken, the first life I had to take…

(Source: edenprimes, via masseffected)

teadrinkingdragon:

serrice-ice-brandy:

James Vega and some bambinos.
Not mine!  © tuquerouge 

I just. Oh I love this.
Let me count the ways…
I think he would actually be kinda awesome with kids.

teadrinkingdragon:

serrice-ice-brandy:

James Vega and some bambinos.

Not mine!  © tuquerouge 

I just. Oh I love this.

Let me count the ways…

I think he would actually be kinda awesome with kids.

(Source: , via madamebadger)

mrsalenko:

dean and caaaaaaaaas are sooooooo gay it’s unbelievable (dean is bi tho and cas doesn’t really have a gender so it’s not really gay lol, i suppose)

sam has called cas for months and he hasn’t answered and as soon as dean is like ‘hey cas’ he’s there

'so what you like him better?'

'dean and i do share a more profound bond… (uncertainly) i wasn't going to mention it.'

omfg get a room

Destiel was my original OTP. Prepare to want to punch yourself in the face a lot.

therealmcgee:

Shep’s got ‘er eye on some booty
(because every fandom needs a pirate AU…I guess.)

therealmcgee:

Shep’s got ‘er eye on some booty

(because every fandom needs a pirate AU…I guess.)

(via delazeur)

WHAT IF AU - Sharon Carter as Captain America (part one), Bucky Barnes as the Black Widow, Natasha Romanoff as the Winter Soldier

(via kissingcullens)

I just saw snowpiercer and I… I think I need to lie down.